Sales Girl: Sir, No smoking in Shop
Customer: But I Purchased these form here
Sales Girl: Sir, we Also sell Condoms, It Doesnt mean you can start Fucking Here
teacher:what u will do
when u grown up?
santa:marriege
teacher:no i mean what u will become
santa: daddy
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse the order, can you guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done Catches(new) Boy Again.
Custumer: my wife needs a brazier but i dont know the size
Sales girl: its ok touch my breast and try to measure it.
Custumer: oohh She also needs underwear.
why do men wear underwear?
As per military rules, all types of war weapons should be kept covered during peace time!
A drunk guy says while kissing his girlfriend ---
Darling ur lips are very salty Today...
Gf - hhhmmm!...
Honey, ur in between my leg.........
Girl:What do u like in me?
Boy:Those white balls having black dot on it...
Girl:What??
Boy: yup...ur beautiful eyes...!!
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